HARD CANDY

Posted by Fresh | 2:49 PM | 18 comments »



I'm sticking to good old fashion Christianity if Kabbalah does this shit to you.

I've been living amongst dope fiends [1] for 23 years now, so I think I know one when I see one. Madge is looking like she just got holt tah dah wrong stuff. I pray thats not the case. It's all fun and games until you're out there turning tricks in exchange for crush aluminum cans.

[1] And my neighborhood isn't bad at all minus an occasional domestic abuse arrest and random drug sweep, but they haven't had one of those all summer long.


18 comments

  1. Chic Noir // July 28, 2008 3:07 PM  

    My God Madonna looks bad here. She don't have on makeup but dag. She looks like a ghost with lock jaw.

    Fresh, I am digging your new spot.

  2. J // July 28, 2008 3:19 PM  

    ...but she can't even buy Lourdes some tweezers.



    ~Bex-N-Effect

  3. Pages // July 28, 2008 3:29 PM  

    I know we are supposed to give stars a break cause they have bad days too but this seems like it warrants an intervention: PUT THE YOGA DOWN..

  4. monetallday // July 28, 2008 4:00 PM  

    "... but she can't even buy Lourdes some tweezers."


    ^^^ and some bleaching cream (or wax) for that upper lip... at least when she gets of age.

  5. n0days0ff // July 28, 2008 6:24 PM  

    fresh you got 2 spots now?

  6. Industry Insider // July 28, 2008 10:08 PM  

    I said yesterday to my friend that her and Tom Cruise were doing nothing for their respective clicks . She looks deformed . Like a prayer right now!!!!!

  7. Industry Insider // July 28, 2008 10:10 PM  

    I forgot about little Lola - if you are going to be going for the unibrow role in the new austin powers do not bring emphasis to the shit with that little hair thing WTF is that on her or part of her left arm >

  8. Becca the Promo Mami // July 28, 2008 11:21 PM  

    that plastic surgery has madge on a tight leash

  9. jamie aka afro jamaicano // July 29, 2008 12:50 AM  

    she looks a melted-wax-face mess…
    between her being 50, prob goin thru menopause, all that exercising/dieting i bet she hasnt had a period since what, the vogue/papa don’t preach days?!

    bitch squirts dust and dry ice when she climaxes haha

  10. Katina // July 29, 2008 7:38 AM  

    Lourdes ova dere lookin like Charlie Chaplin..

    Madge just because your ugly now doesnt mean u have to take it out on Lourdes.. Sally Hansen upper lip wax only costs 5.99..

  11. Drewfizzle // July 29, 2008 5:26 PM  

    OMG. Its Mummra

  12. HotSauce!! // July 30, 2008 8:32 AM  

    "... but she can't even buy Lourdes some tweezers."


    ^^^ and some bleaching cream (or wax) for that upper lip... at least when she gets of age.

    Both of you all suck....LMAO... at first glance i thought the hair peice was her uni-brow and that it had connected and made a pretty design...I can't... it hurts

  13. Nosey // July 30, 2008 6:33 PM  

    She looks like the CryptKeeper

  14. Sunshyne // August 3, 2008 10:33 PM  

    looks like she just got her cheeks done

  15. Kymara // August 11, 2008 9:42 AM  

    WHOA .. she looks like the crypt keeper..

  16. girlbrowneyez // August 11, 2008 1:54 PM  

    she obviously was recovering from plastic surgery work/restalin/botox/etc.

    not drugs.

    this picture was already covered and shitted on weeks ago.

  17. Creative Girl // August 16, 2008 9:08 AM  

    THIS IS THE REAL MADONNA WITHOUT ALL THE FRILLS. HER ASS IS OLD AND THIS PICTURE CLEARLY ILLUSTRATES THAT SO NOW THOSE PAPPARAZZI CAN STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW FABULOUS SHE LOOKS AND HOW WELL SHE'S STOOD THE TEST OF TIME. AS FAR AS YOUTH GOES...BLACK DON'T CRACK AND WHITE
    CAN'T STAY TIGHT!

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