See what happens when you buy Jordans out of somebody's trunk?



Get familiar with this face, he'll be robbing you in, oh, say 8 years. I'm just playing! The children are the future and shit.



When I say "come and get your cousins" I'm actually talking about MY OWN family. Here's my big cousin looking like Kung Fu Panda.



And this is his brother. How the hell do you fall asleep with the remote control IN your hand?



A true BYOBBCIABYS [bring your own beer and blunts cause I ain't buying you shit] occasion. I'm glad I was there to witness it.

16 comments

  1. Industry Insider // July 30, 2008 9:32 PM  

    u r like the fucking government
    state and federal tax
    we getting it two ways , faux celebs and family & friends damn u

  2. Kid Fury // July 31, 2008 5:38 AM  

    It's these simple treasures that make life worth living...

  3. Michael // July 31, 2008 7:27 AM  

    LMFAO! Makes me feel a little better about the uncle that tried to set his wife on fire and who smells like a walking weed house...but only a little bit.

  4. Victoria Page // July 31, 2008 12:45 PM  

    Fresh, I swear those look like the chronicles of my own relatives. Especially the last picture, that looks like a snapshot of the family reunion "afterparty" we have.

  5. just yappin // July 31, 2008 1:03 PM  

    Get familiar with this face, he'll be robbing you in, oh, say 8 years. I'm just playing! The children are the future and shit.

    this kilt me 10 fold...

    Fresh you so 'couraging!

  6. J // July 31, 2008 3:43 PM  

    LMAO! Julia Sugarbaker said it best, "No one in the South ever asks if you have crazy people in your family, they just ask which side they're on."



    ~Bex-N-Effect

  7. S A V V Y Fatty!...uhhh...DUH! // July 31, 2008 4:14 PM  

    Somebody effed Zaharo on them J's.

  8. Lil' Creole Pimp // July 31, 2008 4:38 PM  

    I think I sold him those Jays

    FUCK!

    *slams trunk closed; runs like hell*

  9. Jorge // August 1, 2008 8:24 PM  

    Hola amigo: quería invitarte que visites el blog que estoy realizando con mis alumnos de segundo año de la secundaria sobre LA DISCRIMINACIÓN.
    http://nodiscrimine.blogspot.com
    Tema arduo e interesante.
    Seguro será de tu agrado.
    Te invitamos que leas lo que gustes de él y hagas una opinión sobre el mismo.
    Tu aporte será valioso.
    Un abrazo desde la Argentina.

  10. Lina Marie // August 2, 2008 12:52 PM  

    LMAO..
    As soon as somebody tries to take that remote from him to change the channel he's wakin up and cussin you out..

  11. Katina // August 4, 2008 8:03 AM  

    omg@ Project Pat in the last pic..

    Fresh u snob hob wit the real celebs.. i luv it!!

  12. Desmon // August 4, 2008 10:33 AM  

    The busted up Jordans are killing me softly! And I am so mad @ you, Fresh, for comparing your cousin to Kung Fu Panda...LMAO!

  13. Kyva // August 4, 2008 11:12 AM  

    Mix the drank in the juice bottle.....your fam is alright with me...

  14. HotSauce!! // August 5, 2008 9:52 AM  

    ummm someone wrote all in Spanish...i wonder if "jorge" is lost.....

    i heart those J's Lil pimp...let me get a pair, sans the right one, i guess that would make it only 1

  15. xMizz-Im- illyx // March 3, 2009 12:40 PM  

    Lord have mercy..lol

    why did Jorge write in spanish

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