I'm sure there are going to be more than a few cats out there who are going to roll their eyes and snap their necks at me like Al Reynolds did Star Jones when she would ask him to take the trash out for saying the following statement but fuck it, you can't please everybody.

I, Freshalina Simmons, love booty music.

Every weekend I go through countless videos on YouTube, singing along with bass classics like "Love In Her Mouth" and jerking my shoulders violently to "Bankhead Bounce" [and for the last time I am not from Atlanta, shit].

I could go in to a long, drawn out story about how my brother and I would sneak and listen to our cousin's Pete Splack Pack cassette tapes and watch Luke's Freak Show on weekends but I will save you the boredom. Here are a couple videos to get you shake your monkey to. Look for another installment later this week!

• Splack Pack - "Let Me C Ya Work It"
  
• Dis N' Dat - "Freak Me"
  
• 95 South - "Rodeo"